160mph & OTL

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by John Carson, Jun 17, 2004.

  1. John Carson

    John Carson Guest

    John Carson, Jun 17, 2004
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  2. John Carson

    platypus Guest

    160mph and drunk? Obviously a MURDER.

    But presumably competent in the control of his machine.
     
    platypus, Jun 17, 2004
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  3. John Carson

    Stonge Guest

    Who's been caught doing what?

    30 in a 60 - twice! Neither resulted in a ban (luckily). Last one in about
    1990.

    Not speeded since - honest!
     
    Stonge, Jun 17, 2004
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  4. John Carson

    Gunga Dan Guest

    30 in a 60 eh? You bloody well should be ashamed. I would've banned you for
    that. In fact hanging's too good.
    This is what worries me. ;)
     
    Gunga Dan, Jun 17, 2004
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  5. John Carson

    Kevin Seal Guest

    Oooh... You rebel, you!
    I should think not.
     
    Kevin Seal, Jun 17, 2004
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  6. John Carson

    Stonge Guest

    30 in a 60 eh? You bloody well should be ashamed. I would've banned you
    for that. In fact hanging's too good.

    #1, caught by hand-held radar - a country lane, which in my opinion was 60,
    but for that small stretch was only 30, but trees covered the sign. Didn't
    win that case...

    #2 I reckon I was doing about 45 and plod car followed me for a little while
    and then pulled me over. He refused to accept that I couldn't have been
    doing 60 due to the traffic I was in the middle of. I reckon he just didn't
    like bikers. Didn't win that case either!

    Bad luck all round really.
     
    Stonge, Jun 17, 2004
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  7. John Carson

    Gunga Dan Guest

    Very interesting and everything, but can I claim this as a whoosh?
     
    Gunga Dan, Jun 18, 2004
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  8. John Carson

    Stonge Guest

    can I claim this as a whoosh?

    I've done my best to research the intricacies of the word whoosh on this
    newsgroup...

    but, someone needs to explain its usage to me
     
    Stonge, Jun 18, 2004
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  9. John Carson

    LadyNina Guest

    That's the clearest whoosh I've seen today.
     
    LadyNina, Jun 18, 2004
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  10. John Carson

    Filth Guest

    can I claim this as a whoosh?
    went straight over your head...

    you said you were doing 30 in a 60. THAT WOULDN'T BE SPEEDING YOU RETARD
    you were then too fucking thick to read the reply and understand it, hence
    WHOOSH
     
    Filth, Jun 18, 2004
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  11. John Carson

    Gunga Dan Guest

    Yay! It's my first.

    <proud>
     
    Gunga Dan, Jun 18, 2004
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  12. John Carson

    Pip Guest

    Don't get too full of yourself. It's only Stonge and he ain't exactly
    the sharpest tool in the box.
     
    Pip, Jun 18, 2004
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  13. John Carson

    Ace Guest

    One of those names that suits the person perfectly.
     
    Ace, Jun 18, 2004
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  14. John Carson

    Stonge Guest

    you said you were doing 30 in a 60.

    Perhaps the word Ooops would suffice here!

    :)
     
    Stonge, Jun 18, 2004
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  15. John Carson

    Stonge Guest

    . It's only Stonge and he ain't exactly the sharpest tool in the box.

    You've had such a short time to make that judgement, I applaud myself!
     
    Stonge, Jun 18, 2004
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  16. John Carson

    Stonge Guest

    One of those names that suits the person perfectly.

    :)
     
    Stonge, Jun 18, 2004
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  17. John Carson

    HooDooWitch Guest

    HooDooWitch, Jun 18, 2004
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  18. John Carson

    Champ Guest

    Right. I've read a number of your posts now, and I think I can safely
    conclude that you're actually a bit of a wanker.
     
    Champ, Jun 18, 2004
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  19. John Carson

    HooDooWitch Guest

    Wanting cunts who do 160 m.p.h. on public highways off the road[1]
    makes me a wanker, how?

    [1] Obviously, taken in context with with my views on other matters.
     
    HooDooWitch, Jun 18, 2004
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  20. HooDooWitch wrote
    I wouldn't have thought it was that, specifically. Others may hold
    different views.
     
    steve auvache, Jun 18, 2004
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