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  1. Simon Atkinson

    JP Guest


    Yup - found a bloke in drag dead there a couple of months back -
    overdose but some question marks!
     
    JP, Aug 29, 2004
    #21

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  2. Simon Atkinson

    Eiron Guest

    At least you could zip his two-piece leathers together to get
    a tidy corpse.

    What's the official view on death threats from a newsgroup?
     
    Eiron, Aug 29, 2004
    #22

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  3. Simon Atkinson

    Vlad the Inhaler. Guest

    Cheers for the ideas JP.

    Sir.Tony - fancy a day train spotting?
     
    Vlad the Inhaler., Aug 29, 2004
    #23
  4. Simon Atkinson

    JackH Guest

    Lovely.

    Local representative for the Conservatives, was he?
     
    JackH, Aug 29, 2004
    #24
  5. Simon Atkinson

    The Older Gentleman Guest


    Was it a burd? Just thinking you could keep the half that functions but
    doesn't bend your earhole.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 29, 2004
    #25
  6. Simon Atkinson

    gomez Guest

    Nice idea, except Mr Entropy will come a'callin'.
     
    gomez, Aug 29, 2004
    #26
  7. Simon Atkinson

    JP Guest


    Did more than that to two of my staff - had to arrange a bit of
    counselling. Not a surprise when neither had ever seen a dead body
    before. Not nice for them
     
    JP, Aug 29, 2004
    #27
  8. Simon Atkinson

    JP Guest

    On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:30:38 +0100,
    nah - `twas a chap.
     
    JP, Aug 29, 2004
    #28
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    muddycat Guest

    My first was a traffic accident. No outside trauma, he just fell over
    dead. The second was a wife shot her husband with a shotgun. That was
    fucking messy. The last was a speeding car into a tree. The kid went
    through the windshield and imbedded his head in the tree bark. Had to
    borrow an axe from the fire chaps and cut the bark off the tree. They
    had to do a wash down as there was so much blood. I thought I got away
    from it when I went to work for the power company. Two of my mates were
    steamed to death. A few years later another scalded himself to death
    with hot water.
     
    muddycat, Aug 30, 2004
    #29
  10. Simon Atkinson

    Gyp Guest

    IMO, if you are going to scald yourself, hot water is the best thing to
    do it with
     
    Gyp, Aug 30, 2004
    #30
  11. Simon Atkinson

    muddycat Guest

    True, but no fun.
     
    muddycat, Aug 30, 2004
    #31
  12. Simon Atkinson

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Abso
    <trots off to x-face display utility>

    *Howl*...

    What a shame that the person most affected won't be able to figure out
    how to see it.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 30, 2004
    #32
  13. Simon Atkinson

    Vlad the Inhaler. Guest

    Heh - I thought it was apt...
     
    Vlad the Inhaler., Aug 30, 2004
    #33
  14. Simon Atkinson

    Molly Guest

    I have the utmost respect for you and your colleagues, I just couldn't
    do it.
     
    Molly, Aug 30, 2004
    #34
  15. Simon Atkinson

    Snowleopard Guest

    On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 01:32:29 +0100, Nigel Eaton
    *snort*

    Well, I found this handy url:

    http://www.dairiki.org/xface/

    If sir.dead.as.a.doornail.soon can manage a cut'n'paste...
     
    Snowleopard, Aug 30, 2004
    #35
  16. Simon Atkinson

    PeterT Guest

    JP
    Still 50% usefull though.
     
    PeterT, Aug 30, 2004
    #36
  17. Simon Atkinson

    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember JP
    There's the advantage of a two-piece suit.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 30, 2004
    #37
  18. Simon Atkinson

    Sir.Tony Guest

    I will probably knock him off 1st ;-)
     
    Sir.Tony, Aug 30, 2004
    #38
  19. Simon Atkinson

    Not Sir.Tony who is almost dead Guest

    How can you knock someone off a nice big old 4X4 with your pissy little
    bike?
     
    Not Sir.Tony who is almost dead, Aug 30, 2004
    #39

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