14 Days to go...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Simon Atkinson, Aug 29, 2004.

  1. Ready to meet your maker yet Tony?

    14 days left to atone your sins.

    Enjoy.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Aug 29, 2004
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  2. Forgot to ask, would you prefer to be rear-ended by a Land Rover or
    side swiped at traffic lights by a J4 van?

    Your choice.
     
    Vlad the Inhaler., Aug 29, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Vlad the Inhaler. says...
    FFS, I thought you had more imagination than that.
     
    petrolcan, Aug 29, 2004
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  4. You forget who we are dealing with - we have to keep it simple and
    unimaginitive otherwise he wont understand.
     
    Vlad the Inhaler., Aug 29, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Vlad the Inhaler.
    Ooh, ooh. Can we have a vote?

    I vote for SMIDSYd at high speed by a White BMW.

    That'd be practically poetic.

    No chance of a quiet tip-off as to the exact time and place I suppose
    Simes? I'd really hate to miss the opportunity to be a witness saying
    that it was all Sir.Doggy's fault.

    I mean, we don't want his mum to get any compensation, do we? She might
    be able to give up the day job and disappoint all those punters.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 29, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
    I know of a white renault with driver(1) up to the job.

    (1) I'm still around and Loz was wrong :)
     
    petrolcan, Aug 29, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
    Pleased to hear it, and he usually is.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 29, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Nigel Eaton says...
    I was half right, wrong location.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 29, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Lozzo says...
    Heh, might be up your way tomorrow with company.
     
    petrolcan, Aug 29, 2004
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  10. Simon Atkinson

    Lozzo Guest

    petrolcan says...
    I'll be in Bristol, with a nice man who has more money than sense.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 29, 2004
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  11. Simon Atkinson

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Lozzo says...
    You've finally turned?
     
    petrolcan, Aug 29, 2004
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    Catman Guest

    Does it really *matter*? As long as he dies.


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    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Aug 29, 2004
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  13. Can't do that - just that it will be on or after the 12th September.
    I'd hate Sir Dogger to feel comfortable.
    She's looking forward to his death - she's fed up with him demanding
    freebies off her - she normally gets a quid a time for opening her legs
    and Tony expects it for nothing.
     
    Vlad the Inhaler., Aug 29, 2004
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  14. I see it is now 12/9/04 or afterwards - is there a slip in the programme
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    then?
     
    Paul Corfield, Aug 29, 2004
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  15. That was the original promise made to Sir Tony. I don't want him to
    become too complacent about the time and date of his death. It might
    spoil it for him.
     
    Vlad the Inhaler., Aug 29, 2004
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    Abso Guest

    Love the X-face.
     
    Abso, Aug 29, 2004
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    Pete Rixon Guest

    Now now Simes, this has gone on enough. I think you should forget
    about it and have a rethink. Anyway ffs I will still be in the
    Algarve and miss all the fun :) Bumper/bonnet cam anyone?
     
    Pete Rixon, Aug 29, 2004
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    JP Guest

    I`ve dealt with two train fatals this last week - *very* messy. Also
    had a bike fatal where the rider was torn in half at the waist. Just
    thought I`d throw those into the discussion.
    HTH
     
    JP, Aug 29, 2004
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    JackH Guest

    Is Wisley Common on your patch at all then?

    Given it's a known doggers paradise, you may end up getting called out to
    there in a couple of weeks!
     
    JackH, Aug 29, 2004
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    Molly Guest


    That sent a cold shiver up my spine.
     
    Molly, Aug 29, 2004
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