10 top reasons not to post

10, Your question has been asked before. There are no new questions, nor
are there any new answers. Google it!!

9. If this is your first post, you will be subject to a tirade of inane
initiation. Therefore don't post until it is your 20th or 30th post.

8. Your posting style will invariably offend someone. You don't want to
start something now, do you? Better off not posting.

7. Unless you have the correct newsreader, it will not present
correctly. Get the right newsreader before posting. However, you can't
ask for advice on which is the right newsreader. See reasons 9 and 10.

6. Just who the hell do you think you are, coming in here and
interrupting the cerebral musings of the cabal, just to post your whiney
newbie post!!!!!

5. This is harsh week.

4. Your post is trivial compared with the weighty matters occupying the
resident gurus

3. Two words: Top Post

2. This is so 10 years ago


And the number one reason why you shouldn't post!!!

1. You're posting will get lost in the plethora of posts criticising
other posts, falming speeling erros, and using the term 'stupid' to
describe anybody who doesn't agree with your opinion.

 

Top post!
[Applause]

 

[Reluctant applause]

That would the LAST post, then, would it?

 

This is so last week

 

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