1/2 a bottle of Stolichnaya

And 1/4 bottle of Noilly Prat

That's the Vodka Martinis taken care of.

What about tomorrow's hangover?

 

I spit on your Stolichnaya. I have been drinking Balkan 176% proof vodka.
Tomorrow's hangover is tomorrows's problem. Hic......

 

You're right. I should have used more vodka. Or less vermouth.

 

Just wave the unopened bottle of vermouth over the glass for a perfect
martini.
And keep the vodka in the freezer so you don't need to dilute it with ice.

 

Gyp wibbled:

4/5ths Vodka - 1/5th Vermouth is the 'correct' ratio

At least you got the proper vermouth!

 

Tanqueray and Noilly Prat of course...

Can't be doing with this new-fangled vodka nonsense...

 

Owen wibbled:

May I suggest Sir might like to try Hendricks?

 

Barbara Hendricks? She goes well with a cocktail.

 

I shall look out for it...

 

Her brother Jimi's quite handy with a guitar, I seem to recall...

 

Do. It's *fantastic*.

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